Today I made an epic discovery, a discovery that answers an age-old question: Why can’t I jump into getting a job done? Why do I wait until push finally comes down to shove, then scramble to finish things at the last minute? Now, I have the answer. I was born during Procrastination Week. Yes, that’s right. I entered the world in a two-week span of time dedicated to the fine art of putting things off. Finally, I am vindicated. After recovering from the celebration of my discov